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Serial Sacrifice

delirious monstrosities

Created on 2004-03-06 19:10:06 (#2430190), last updated 2005-03-09

444 comments received, 116 comments posted

4 Journal Entries, 0 Tags, 0 Memories, 0 Virtual Gifts, 3 Userpics

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Name:The Serial Elder
Location:Arkham, Massachusetts, United States
Bio
Serial Sacrifice is a collection of irritating mortals who like to whine about serial adders. On the list? Perhaps you TYPE LKYE THiS!11 and have a disturbing number of x's in your handle, or perhaps you belong to an idiotic community such as [info]__anti_adders_, or [info]antiserialaddin. Either way, if the Serial Elder has added you to Its Friends list, your existence is offensive to it, and you have been designated as sacrifice to the unspeakable. Needless to say, whining and ungrammatical threats will not get you unfriended, but will further displease the gods. You don't want to do that.

Then, whispered Castro, those first men formed the cult around small idols which the Great Old Ones showed them; idols brought in dim eras from dark stars. That cult would never die 'til the stars came right again, and the secret priests would take great Cthulhu from his tomb to revive His subjects and resume his rule of Earth. The time would be easy to know, for then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and reveling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom. Meanwhile, the cult, by appropriate rites, must keep alive the memory of those ancient ways and shadow forth the prophecy of their return.

If you are not a serial whiner (or, for that matter, if you are not mortal) then the Serial Elder has added you either out of error or because It likes your blood. It is really a lot more haphazard than one might expect. You may apply for removal or pose your existential questions here. Those who ask politely shall run free (bonus points for grammar).

Mortals released: 000086

If you add the Serial Elder, It will reciprocate (just comment to let It know). This is not recommended, unless you are into that sort of stuff.

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Interests (79):

abdul alhazred, adding random people, al azif, alien geometries, altars, arcane lore, arkham, arkham asylum, armitage, azathoth, bacteriophages, blasphemy, blind idiot god, blood, book of eibon, byakhee, chaotic perversion, cosmic terror, cryptozoology, cthulhu, cthulhu cult, cthulhu mythos, daemons, dagon, dagon/azathoth, death, deep ones, delirious monstrosities, demon sultans, doom, dreams, dunwich, elder gods, elder slash, eldritch things, entities of titanic size, evil, ghastly dreams, great old ones, grotesque distortions, hastur, hentai, hpl, innsmouth, lavinia, lunacy, mi-go brain cylinders, miskatonic university, mountains of madness, necromancy, necronomicon, necrophilia, nightgaunts, nyarlathotep, orifices, outer space, paedophile, providence, pseudopods, ritual killing, ritual sacrifice, rudimentry wings, r’lyeh, satan worship, self-luminosity, sentinel hill, serial adders, shoggoths, shub niggurath, spawn, speculating about the unnamable, strange aeons, tentacle rape, tentacles, the crawling chaos, trolls, virgin sacrifices, yog-sothoth, yuggoth

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LJ Talkserial_elder@livejournal.com
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__expire, __faster, __goodrat33, _cereal_adder_, _crossmyheart, _highheels, _no_empathy, _prettie_gurl_, _saline, _serial_adder_, _tofulover, _treadmiller, a_broken_wing, addersofadders, allon, andyc2k4, aperez_34, aquaprimslife, autopope, blacktide, blondundshoern, bridgetester, chickybee32, crazyamour69, darksouldevil, dead_cthulhu, deoviolente, enrapture, fuck_im_scene, girlbot, ilikepopsicles, jess_k, liptrap10, logicboard, luckychick14, michaelbellend, misskittydemon, nextxtoxnothing, paleghost, peaxxx, pr0nstrajen, raisexyourxfist, raventhon, remember_it, safetypin_sick, saloperie, sassamifrass, sensualistic, serial_asshole, sportschicerin, staraphobia, tekelili, toosexy4u, troll_collector, tyco_rc, unworshipediety, weezy_jefferson, wh0rgasm, wordtojesus, wyze_guy, x_tinafan, xatlzachx, xaustraliax, xcursedchoirx, xellax, xfuckuturnx, xquincyx, xsynthetikax, xunderstatex, xxxjoxxx, you_are_a_troll, yourtruefriend, zyzzyxzyyxy
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